Watch out white people...

[Hexxum001]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Thanx Hexxx, but I've been with my girlfriend for so long, that in the very near future, I may refer to her sister as my sister-in-law.

I'm not in any rush to be a guest on the Jerry Springer show, if you know what I mean.

It could've been your little secret gamma!

[msb3079]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Okay, this maybe considered bragging, but my girlfriend was so impressed with mine, that she wanted me to show it to her sister.

I was like for real? She said "yeah, we share everything." Her sister is a bit cuter too! So we went into my room, she fluffed me a little, and then I whipped it out and showed it to her sister. Her sister was impressed, but said it was comparable to her boyfriend's.

Hey, whatever, it made me secure about my penis size. Nothing happened afterward, even though it would of been really cool and really twisted if something did.

i said, god - damn!

[GZire]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Okay, this maybe considered bragging, but my girlfriend was so impressed with mine, that she wanted me to show it to her sister.

I was like for real? She said "yeah, we share everything." Her sister is a bit cuter too! So we went into my room, she fluffed me a little, and then I whipped it out and showed it to her sister. Her sister was impressed, but said it was comparable to her boyfriend's.

Hey, whatever, it made me secure about my penis size. Nothing happened afterward, even though it would of been really cool and really twisted if something did.

Gammawolf, you put the fun in disfunctional.

[gammawolf]

Ahh man, I got more stories than that. I actually think this story is kind of tame.

And with all modesty, it's not like I'm John Holmes or Lexington Steele, in fact I think I'm pretty average. But I do know that it's the width that keeps them happy.

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by ckforensic

It would really be wierd if she wanted you to show her mom

wouldnt that be some wierd shit

[SmokeG305]

gamma arent you a bit uncomfortable knowing that your sister in law has seen your dick?

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by msb3079

umm... tiger woods

sorry to burst your bubble msb but...


tiger woods is part black and part asian.


which supports ironbean's original claim, that white people are falling out of even golf

[GZire]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

sorry to burst your bubble msb but...


tiger woods is part black and part asian.


which supports ironbean's original claim, that white people are falling out of even golf

That's what The Claw was already saying man!

[gammawolf]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

gamma arent you a bit uncomfortable knowing that your sister in law has seen your dick?

correction: Tentative future sister-in law.

And no, I'm not uncomfortable about it whatsoever. I'm somewhat of an exhibitionist so I really could care less. And I would of done the nasty if they would of been willing. Ohh come on, like you've never had a wandering eye.

With regards to her mom: ewwww, that would kind of gross me out. Major shrinkage in that department. She's not a milf.

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by GZire

That's what The Claw was already saying man!

hmmm that's not how i took it

dunno, maybe you're right.

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by gammawolf

Ohh come on, like you've never had a wandering eye.

are you saying you peek at the guy next to you when you're at the urinal?

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by Hexxum001

And ggirl, I'm shocked at you for wanting to see iron's pee pee!

you and me both, man

[ggirl]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

you and me both, man

why exactly is this such a shock? Men want to see women's stuff all the time. A girl wants to see the goods and it shocking?

[gammawolf]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

are you saying you peek at the guy next to you when you're at the urinal?

Only to confirm my superiority!

j/k

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by ggirl

why exactly is this such a shock? Men want to see women's stuff all the time. A girl wants to see the goods and it shocking?

i've been asked to reveal my friend a few times... all the girls had one thign in common... they were horny as fuck




besides me n hexx are usually on the same page, so dont be too surprised we coincide on this matter as well.