A funny story from the mall.

[Gardiner]

I went to the mall yesterday and was walking around while my wife was in store. I was heading to the escalator and this lady and man had just got off the down one. I am about four feet from getting on the up when the couple turns into my path, I just stop and stand still. The man looks at me and the lady is walking toward me very slowly and not looking at all where she is going. She is kind of going left and right as she is heading toward me. So I just stand there as she slowly walks into me. She stops, looks up at me and about two seconds later lets out this loud scream. The man just laughs and I said hello to her. The guy walking behind me cracked up as we rode the escalator up.

Amazing how people have no clue of their surroundings.

[GZire]

Did she scream because you stuck her with the Big Willie?

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by GZire

Did she scream because you stuck her with the Big Willie?

for gard's sake lets hope not, because she started cracking up afterwards

[GZire]

Originally Posted by SmokeG305

for gard's sake lets hope not, because she started cracking up afterwards

Uh no..........re-read Gard's post. Those around laughed, no mention of what the lady did after screaming.

[ckforensic]

The man laughed, so maybe it was a "Little Willie"

[dholly]

I wonder who the driver in the family was? I think I saw her before.