Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons

[ckforensic]

I was listening to some good Simpsons' quotes tonight and would like to hear what your favorite quotes are from The Simpsons. Insert a link to the audio file if you can. Here is one of mine:

Tickle me Krusty

[ckforensic]

Magical Animal

[ryno]

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[msb3079]

"well Marge if your gonna get mad at me everytime i do somthing stupid, i'll just have to stop doing stupid things!"

-Homer

[SmokeG305]

anybody watch family guy? or the newly cancelled chappelle show?

[msb3079]

after Homer finds out that people buy grease, he goes out buys tons of bacon, etc and cooks it for the grease. Him and bart go to sell the grease...

Grease Buyer: ok, that comes to 92 cents...
Homer: WOO-HOO!! 92 cents!!
Bart: but Dad... all that food cost $60
Homer: but Bart, that was mom's $60... this is MY 92 cents!

haha.. i forget the amounts but that always made me laugh.

[lovechild1970]

Too many good quotes...I love the cursed frogurt, etc...apu has many..."doh" has always been a good catch phrase.

"This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!"

[ckforensic]

Lift can of paint with a weiner

[Navy ECMO]

I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

[enG35ineer]

an obvious one that i use on a daily basis:

"in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

another useful one in my lifestyle:

"lisa, don't you ever stop in the middle of a hoedown"



and, yes, family guy is the bomb. i've changed ryno's quote slightly and use it at work:

"for every mistake i find, i shall kill you"

[SmokeG305]

Originally Posted by Navy ECMO

I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

haha yeah that was a good one.

[SmokeG305]

i cant believe no one has said this one before.


Bart (at age 4) suddenly throws open his parents door open to find homer and marge in bed gettin it on.

"AY CARAMBA!"

[msb3079]

"mmmm.... hippo"

[Jaylin]

Homer: "Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."

Homer: "Homer no function beer well without."

Homer: "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

[Lardoggy]

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Ren's nightly prayer

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