Favorite Quotes from The Simpsons

[beanie]

Bart: I think sharing is overrated too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?
Homer: Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I've used this a lot... about 1/4 the people recognize it and 3/4 don't.

[lovechild1970]

Originally Posted by Lardoggy

Thread highjacking attempt in progress:

I found some Ren and Stimpy files on this site!!! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

Ren's nightly prayer

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/tvw...y=pectoral.wav

My absolute favorite part is in bold...my second favorite part is about coveting the ice cream bar and having it since childhood.

... Ren's crazy speech in "Space Madness"...

"...I'll just lie back and think pleasant thoughts.
Chicken pot pie... Chocolate covered Raisins...
Glazed Hammmmm... They think I'm crazy... But I
know better... It is not I who am crazy... It is
I who am MAD!... Didn't you hear 'em? Didn't you
see the crowds?!! Oh my beloved ice cream bar...
How I love to lick your creamy center... eeyaaarghruch...
eeyaarghrunch... eeyaarghrunch... And your oh-so-nutty
chocolate covering... You're not like the others...
You like the same things I do... Wax paper...
Boiled football leather... Dog breath... WE'RE NOT
HITCHIKING ANYMORE... WE'RE RIDING...

(Stimpy: "Stop it. You're talking crazy")

Oh no... I know what you want... You coveteth my ice
cream bar!

(Stimpy: "Come on now")

No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child...
People... Always trying to take it from me... Why don't they
leave me ALONE?!!!

(Stimpy: "Easy now...")

Back off man!!!... Don't make me use this... One
step closer, I'm warning ya... Don't make me use it!
Now you've done it! You... forced me to use it!!!..."

[roneski]

Since we're thread jacking, one of my favorite lines...

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[Lardoggy]

Oh boy, this is out of control now...I cant wipe the stupid grin off my face!

From South Park....

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/spa...insanity .wav

[Lardoggy]

OK, I promise...last one....from one of my favorite South Park episodes of all time....The Succubus

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/spa...succubus.wa v

[msb3079]

Originally Posted by Jaylin

Homer: "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

thats a great one. Homer cracks me up

[ckforensic]

Originally Posted by Lardoggy

Oh boy, this is out of control now...I cant wipe the stupid grin off my face!

From South Park....

http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/spa...insanity .wav

I certainly can't complain about being hijacked when it's by a Barbara dig Great episode!!

[SmokeG305]

Thread jacking:


after playing a game of basketball, charlie murphy and the artist formerly known as prince/dave chappelle exchange a few words.


charlie murphy: hey blouses, good game.


prince/chappelle: i wish i could say the same....... bitches.

[Lardoggy]

Originally Posted by ckforensic

I certainly can't complain about being hijacked when it's by a Barbara dig Great episode!!

Indeed! One of their best

[GZire]

Kyle's mom is a bitch.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1365

[Lardoggy]

Originally Posted by GZire

Kyle's mom is a bitch.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1365

Another true classic.

[Jaylin]

Originally Posted by Lardoggy

Another true classic.

I think I just pissed my pants.