Yea it's me Iron Muthafookin Rice back up in this beotch. Went to MD and to the beaches and had mad fun. It sux to be back in MS. However, you'll be happy to know I came back with some stories. I went to the beaches for about a week and came back like deep fried rice. I went with this shorty I was diggin' on. She's a trick ass ho but she's cute. Hmmm I wonder if this will work. Anyways, she used to be a car show model before but since she stopped she gained some weight. She only stayed for a couple of days but after she left another girl came up that I hooked up with last year and the fun began again. Here's another pic from the beach Those are my boys and the funny thing was 2 of them were trying to cockblock like a mofo, but I don't care they ain't got no game and it was just amusing to watch them. So, I went to the beach and just got crunked and rode jet skies. Man the jet skies were fun but when my cousin was driving I fell off going about 45mph and that shit hurt like a beotch. So after the beaches I went up to Baltimore to party and the club we went to was whateva but when we were leaving out of the parking lot crazy shit happened. We were waiting in line on the forth floor trying to get out and all the sudden this old ass camary with a big ass supra wing on it drives past us. A spanish guy was driving and we were like WTF?! And then he tries to squeeze through and hits like 6 cars waiting to leave and crashes into a Tibroun. As soon as he hits the 1st car they jump out and chase him. Since me and my boys were stuck we got out and watched. Like 20 people came out of their cars and starts fookin up the guy that was driving and his passenger. This one guy had a 2x4 with him and starts whailing at the driver. Man he was fooked up. And everyone else was kicking the Camary and breaking all the windows. I had to..... Darn I have to do some work so I'll cont' later.
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Man if you, the Princess, and LC ever get together in the same place it’s going to be the end of the world. It’s like 3 of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse being in the same place at the same time.
All said though, pretty interesting vacation.
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Man if you, the Princess, and LC ever get together in the same place it’s going to be the end of the world. It’s like 3 of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse being in the same place at the same time.
All said though, pretty interesting vacation.
come to think of it, i don't they've every been at the same place at the same time. maybe they're all the same person. that's kinda gross.
way to live up to the new name of ironslut ... sounds like ya had a good time ... I know you have to have more than just those two stories from an entire week of vacation
Do people typically carry around 2x4's with them in Maryland?
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dood you are buff
you gotta tell me what you eat. LOL
That's why I was apologizing.
LOL Jay you're funny. I tried to copy and paste I don't know why it's not working. I'll paste again, grrr it doesn't work, I'm retarded. Well anyways, going back to the story, so after witnessing this idiot ruin like 6 to 8 cars I got heated up too and the mobb mentality was rising. So with my new Timberland boots I gave the ugly ass green camary a swift kick in the taillight and broke the shit out of it. Then all the sudden this guy in the crowd pulls out a glock and was about to point it at someone, it looked like it was going to be me. I was like, ' Damn I shouldn't have kick the damn car, now I'm going to get shot...' but then it turned out to be a plain clothed pollice office, WHEW!!! Then there were like 10 officers out of nowhere and tried to get the mobb off the car. It was crazy. Then we went back to the car and went home.... alone, so I had dry balls that night and scuffed up my new Tims but what a show! Also, I don't know where the fuck this guy got that big ass stick but the passenger got it good. They were drunk ass hell or on some other shit. Good thing he missed my cousin's car, my cousin would have gone nuts on him. Well that's the most exciting story to come out of my trip except for the hoochies I met, which wasn't very exciting. Gosh I hate trick ass hoes, but at the same time it's like a moth to a flame. Oh and at the beach I was about to pound the shit out of this 11 yrs old kid. We were walking back after eating and all the sudden I heard 'ching chang chong', OH that shit pissed me off and before I turn around I say, 'WTF you say?!' and I turn around and there is this kid with his younger brother just smiling beside their car. Fookin cracka ass cracka. And the mom looks at me and sees that I'm fookin pissed ass hell doesn't say shit and just shoves her kids in the car and peels out. Man I don't care how old that kid was he deserved a smack for that shit. Most of the time I was messed up. One night we went to a bowling alley at the beach, and I vaugely remember going but they said every time I bowled I would fall down. I don't remember shit but we got kicked out. Well I'll tell ya more stories laters.[/img]
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