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Only problem was, I knew nothing about sailing.
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And I did not know how to swim.
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So I headed inland towards the enormous volcanoes.
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and proceeded to take all of my clothes off.
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As I climded the mountains I realized how out of shape I was.
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And how small my schfinkter really was.
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So I went to see Dr. Smartypants.
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And his appointment book was full.
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Only, Dr. Smartypants wasn't in at the time, so I had to see his assistant, Nurse Partypants.
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And she had the cure for my problem, only she needed to be paid in advance.
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And I had no money. So we struck a deal.
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I'd buy her a G, she'd become my wife, we'd have 1.5 kids, and we'd live happily ever after, the end!
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but wait, there's more!
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Just kidding, there really isn't, the End.
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Because the next morning, I woke up to find her gone -- along with my, I mean, our G!
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