There are these girls that I see at the bars but we never really hung out except for the bars. Anyways, they invite me to hang out with them this weekend so I'm like 'yea of course.' So I go meet them and I'm the only guy, score, no cocks to block. We hang out and eat, afterwards we go to a club and then to the bars. When the night was over we go to Waffle house, ghetto southern version of IHOP, so we chillin and I'm cracking jokes having a good time. Then all the sudden one of the girls is like, 'Oh Johnson, you're a part of the girls......' WTF?!?!?! So I'm like, 'WTF, I don't want to be part of the girls. I forfeit that position.' They're like, 'No you can't. You are part of the girls and that's that. It's a honor for a guy to be part of the girls.' WTF?!?!?!?! Yea it'll be a honor if you're a homo and you hang out with the girls. So I tell them, 'Alright, just because ya can't find a gay guy to hang out with, you can't just substitute an Asian for a homo. It doesn't work that way.' Then they're like, 'We did have a gay friend but he got us arrested because he had coke in his car.' Geez. So now I'm part of the girls and they're pretty cute but since I'm part of the girls I can't hit on them. Great, I hate this shit. But on the flipside I did meet a cute ass girl this weekend. We went out to the bar, me and the girls and there is this cute honey who's bobbing her head off to the side. I could tell she wanted to dance and when I was on the dance floor I could feel her looking my way, not to sound conceited but I can dance, that's one thing I can be proud of. So I decide to talk to her and get her bootie shakin' on the dance floor. So I take a few more shots and then get the balls to talk to her and tell her she needs to get on the dance floor when I'm out there. So she agrees and later on she comes out to the dance floor and starts shakin, boy could she shake. So most of the night we're dancing together and this one song we were the only ones out there and people were around us cheering us on. Whoa it was like out own personal Saturday Night Fever, it was great. Later on my female friends were getting drunk and they somehow started pouring beer on each other. That was great because there were these twins with us and they are cute and it was just like a beer commercial. However, as my friends were getting 'wet' with some beer some of my friends' beer got on the girl I was dancing with. As soon as that happens she storms off. I was like O~K. Then she comes back and I apologize for my friend. She replies, 'It's ok I'm a little moody these days.' I say, ' Oh that time of the month eh?' She says, 'No, that's not it.... I'm pregnant.' WTF?!?!?! Ok I'm not hating on the bun in the oven cuz shit happens, but pregnant and at a bar shaking her ass and her uterus, not so good for the baby. Anyway, I can overlook that cuz she's cute ass fook and I just want to know if she's still with the baby daddy. So I ask and she says, 'No I'm not with the baby daddy anymore....' :P WHEW, I'm in baby , '.... but I'm dating this guys and he's at the bar right now. ' WTF?!?!?!?! After that, I was just like 'CYA!,' and just bounced . I love Mississippi and their single moms.
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LoL, i couldn't help but laugh at your weekend bro...i guess it'll be fun to be part of the girls!!! If they go shopping one day invite yourself and join them to the fitting rooms.....lol, now w/ the baby daddy thing i can't help u w/ that!!! That was hilarious though man, i needed that 2 start my morning off at this hell hole we all call work
thats crazy about the chick at the bar.
but beiong part of the girls isnt always a bad thing. it can definately come in handy... maybe not directly with them (but maybe on drunk nights) but if you meet a girl or if they have a friend you like you will get an A+ reco.
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I'm thinking there are better things he wants to do to their body's than guard them.
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So now I'm part of the girls and they're pretty cute but since I'm part of the girls I can't hit on them. Great, I hate this shit.
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I'm thinking there are better things he wants to do to their body's than guard them.
Partyman see Iron's quote above. What the hell's the point if he's in, but not taking advantage? He's either a gentlemen or maybe the gal's gay-dar was spot on.
For the record iron.......girls hit on girls all the time. If you need some pointers, PM the Princess. :P
Okay this thread is going to get me in trouble. Sorry it's like Jay is gone so I need to take the bad-guy roll.
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So now I'm part of the girls and they're pretty cute but since I'm part of the girls I can't hit on them. Great, I hate this shit.
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Originally Posted by partyman66
I'm thinking there are better things he wants to do to their body's than guard them.
Partyman see Iron's quote above. What the hell's the point if he's in, but not taking advantage? He's either a gentlemen or maybe the gal's gay-dar was spot on.
For the record iron.......girls hit on girls all the time. If you need some pointers, PM the Princess. :P
Okay this thread is going to get me in trouble. Sorry it's like Jay is gone so I need to take the bad-guy roll.
I doubt Iron needs pointers on hittin' on girls...but if he needs pointers on girls hittin' on girls...he can pm me as well.
Awww thanks for you support guys. And for the RECORD I'm not gay. I love poontang and that's that. So that leaves me with just one option, a gentleman. Also, I don't take advantage of girls when they are drunk, it's just not how I roll. I feel like I'm cheating if they are too drunk, not a challenge.
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Awww thanks for you support guys. And for the RECORD I'm not gay. I love poontang and that's that. So that leaves me with just one option, a gentleman. Also, I don't take advantage of girls when they are drunk, it's just not how I roll. I feel like I'm cheating if they are too drunk, not a challenge.
Well the strippers are out then.
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hahahahaha..too funny man. i'm a bit older than you probably (34). i have a group of girls who are really close friends and i hang with them. at first, i was like awwwww yeah..hanging with the hotties who could potentially be a girlfriend. then, i got to know them one by one, and now they're all close friends. i think my point is, if you're gonna hit on one..do it fast, cuz the longer u wait, the more they're gonna seem like sisters to you, and then, you'll be grossed out even thinking about hooking up with one. =P i actually met a girl who had a 2 year old son on a blind date. she was dang hot..and man, what a dancer. as i got to know her, i realized we wouldn't be a good match, but great friends. we've talked about getting together, but i think it's best if we stay friends. don't get me wrong, it's not cuz of her son, he's so adorable and dayam smart. he calls me uncle scott..hehe
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Part of the girls....
So I'm like, 'WTF, I don't want to be part of the girls. I forfeit that position.' They're like, 'No you can't. You are part of the girls and that's that. It's a honor for a guy to be part of the girls.' 
WTF?!?!?!?! Yea it'll be a honor if you're a homo and you hang out with the girls. So I tell them, 'Alright, just because ya can't find a gay guy to hang out with, you can't just substitute an Asian for a homo. It doesn't work that way.' Then they're like, 'We did have a gay friend but he got us arrested because he had coke in his car.' 
Geez. So now I'm part of the girls and they're pretty cute but since I'm part of the girls I can't hit on them. Great, I hate this shit. But on the flipside I did meet a cute ass girl this weekend. We went out to the bar, me and the girls 
Later on my female friends were getting drunk and they somehow started pouring beer on each other. That was great because there were these twins with us and they are cute and it was just like a beer commercial. However, as my friends were getting 'wet' with some beer some of my friends' beer got on the girl I was dancing with. As soon as that happens she storms off. I was like O~K. Then she comes back and I apologize for my friend. She replies, 'It's ok I'm a little moody these days.' I say, ' Oh that time of the month eh?' She says, 'No, that's not it.... I'm pregnant.' 
WTF?!?!?! Ok I'm not hating on the bun in the oven cuz shit happens, but pregnant and at a bar shaking her ass and her uterus, not so good for the baby. Anyway, I can overlook that cuz she's cute ass fook 
and I just want to know if she's still with the baby daddy. So I ask and she says, 'No I'm not with the baby daddy anymore....' :P WHEW, I'm in baby 
and just bounced 
