... even when you're not here you know we got love for the lovechild
I was out at the bars all weekend but didn't get drunk once ... that was last weekend. No more going out for a lil while for me ... getting wisdom teeth pulled this friday so I'll be a pill-junkie for a bit instead
... even when you're not here you know we got love for the lovechild
I was out at the bars all weekend but didn't get drunk once ... that was last weekend. No more going out for a lil while for me ... getting wisdom teeth pulled this friday so I'll be a pill-junkie for a bit instead
Make friends with the guy who has a blender Ru. Hamburger shakes!!!
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Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P. MBC
BOD is 1970. Kloh is still old, but not after Sunday.
Have you overdosed on that last pic I sent? Your responses have been making less and less sense... DOB is 1970? My age? Kloh is still older? How? What? I still think it was good to take your advise that night and go straight out and rent Bad Santa...glad I did...but, what? Who? Where?
BOD = born on date (like beer). Like beer born in 1970 I am very bitter and foul tasting right about now.
I have not OD'd on the pic, if anything it's withdrawal. Sorry responses making not sense. Working I am. Want you what from me?
You both are old folks until Sunday when I hit the big XXXV. At this point you cease being old, until approximately next Jan/Feb. Kloh is older (than me), but again only until Saturday evening. How are you older.......born you were before me........
I agree, butt you were supposed have rented Badder Santa (unrated).
What = B-day
Who = Kurt
Where = whever I'm at
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Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P. MBC
I am pretty sure that I did see Badder Santa...I did what you said...as always. All makes sense now...had a rough day at yoga and then had to hear another story about imbeciles who charged someone to f up their G. I won't be well for days after reading that...I know in the bigger picture life goes on but still...that idiot human stuff really drives me to lose sleep.
Amaebi's wheel thing was crazy. When everyone first saw that we were stupefied. I guess stupid is as stupid does.
Yoga........does this mean you can get your legs in back of your head? I can get my legs in back of my head so long as they aren't attached to my body.
Don't sweat the small stuff LC it'll really mess you up. If a smoking drinking Korean with anger management issues in the deep south can turn a leaf, so can you.
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Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P. MBC
hit the button on the right that says Asana Names in Sanskrit, then link on each of the 26 poses (though some are really three poses not picutured to stretch before you can even get into that pose) which we repeat twice in a room heated to 110 degrees. It takes an hour and a half and it is brutal.
1. Pranayama Series - Nope can't do that, even when I was young. Right shoulder is messed up from the dreaded right handed mouse usage syndrome.
2. Ardha Chandrasana with Pada-Hastasana - I could do that in high school. The keg is in the way now.
3. Utkatasana - Yeah, but I'm too lazy to try.
4. Garurasana - No F'en way. What kind of eagle is that, the one that hit the cliff?
5. Dandayamana - JanuShirasana - No way, not even on the ground.
6. Dandayamana - Dhanurasana - Permanent physical damage if I were to try that.
7. Tuladandasana - Probably, but my balance would suck.
8. Dandayamana - Bibhaktapada - Paschimottanasana - During high school yes, now it's up in the air.
9. Trikanasana - Yeah.
10. Dandayamana - Bibhaktapada - Janushirasana - Nope, nothing involving hammie flexibility, plus the keg is again in the way.
11. Tadasana - Everything except the right leg is do-able. Man that would blow out a lot of guys' knees.
12. Padangustasana - It's worse than #11.
13. Savasana - I CAN DO THIS ONE FOR AN 8 HOUR STRETCH!!!! On a side note, why do they stick the literally hairiest guy in the front of the pic?
14. Pavanamuktasana - No way, permanent damage.
15. Sit up - No problem during high school. 17 years later, problem.
16. Bhujangasana - I can handle this one.
17. Salabhasana - If I am not careful I'll do this one walking down the stairs in the dark in the morning.
18. Poorna - Salabhasana - What porn?!?!? Damn false advertising. Hey I'm king of the world....weee!!
19. Dhanurasana - Are you fU#$%ng kidding me? No fU#$%ng way. I like my spine the way it is......intact.
20. Supta - Vajrasana - No problem in high school. I don't think my knees will like me anymore if I tried this now. Cool at least the hairy guy isn't visible in this pic.
21. Ardha - Kurmasana - Do-able.
22. Ustrasana - Who the hell are these people? Someone's going to die.
23. Sasangasana - That's not so bad.
24. Janushirasana with Paschimottanasana - Ahhh, the hurdler's strech. Unfortunately I was never a hurdler. Maybe in high school, but not now.
25. Ardha - Matsyendrasana - Pretty easy in high school, but not anymore.
26. Khapalbhati - I can do this one too.
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Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P. MBC
You rock, Kurt...I like your comments as I liked that Star Wars commentary I emailed you last month...but number three is really three bad ass poses that took me a month to finish without wishing I were home in bed with the girl in front of me...before you ask that was just a heat induced delusion...but her name was Joanne..she was married and I haven't seen her in weeks. Planned to get her to run with me this summer and now I am truly debating quiting yoga for summer. It is so humid in that room I feel there are other options. I gotta hit the bed...this place is emmmmpty....no chattin, no fightin, no one to call if that crazy car would have kept following me.
#3 is rough if your calf muschels and achilles tendons are tight.
Humid is good so long as you've got proper fluid intake. Humid and hot makes for relaxed muscles. Too cool and I'd bet my life savings you could hear some people breaking in half.
If you don't already have any, I'd suggest you have a nice flashlight in your car (Surefire is good with a Mag lite backup in case you need to club someone). Also go for some pepper spray, guns are too final.
Better safe than sorry.
Well I'll be signing off here. It's time to let the watch Lardoggy rule the yard.
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Now I'm just laid bad - G35Princess
R.I.P. MBC
Yoga talk! How timely...I'm thinking of taking some classes (never have) but I've not yet jumped in the ring. Can't explain my reluctance other than I'm a bit worried about embarrassing myself. I workout 5 days a week so I feel like I'm in good shape but I do want to improve my flexibility and I have high blood pressure and am told this is a good treatment for that.
Any words of advice for a yoga novice such as myself???
I could swear you said Saturday, you little editor...
I can get my legs in back of my head so long as they aren't attached to my body. 
