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Old 06-10-2003, 12:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long Black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file.Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

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Old 06-10-2003, 12:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's funny too! [lol]

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heh heh! (I just got one more to go!)

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Yeah, me too!

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and with that, I shall call it a night. catch you guys later.

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Goodnight my friends.

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Good morning

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'mornin... I predict that I will be LESS vocal today... yesterday wiped me out!

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I hear you there man. I'm pooped! Now I have a ton of work to do and I'm on toddler duty again this afternoon. He's still running a temp.

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Awww come on guys!

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Good afternoon XL

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Gardiner

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I though the timer on top was based on eastern standard time. [8D]

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