May the breast man win
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like
he'd just been run
over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is
broken, his face is
cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What
happened to you?"
asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't
do that to you; he
must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,
and a terrible
lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself.
Didn't you have
something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and
a thing of
beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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