Two monkeys
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of
natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later.
Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the
taxidermist and have them stuffed.
After telling the owner of her wishes, he asked her, "Do you want them
mounted?"
Blushing, she said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
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