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06-10-2003, 12:12 AM
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Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses
of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all
of the children lifesavers and asked them to identify
them by color and flavor. As the children tasted each one,
they said:
"Red..................cherry"
"Yellow...............lemon"
"Green................lime"
"Orange...............orange"
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After
sucking on them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father. " One
little girl looked up in horror, spits hers out and yelled,
"Everybody, spit them out - they're azzholes!!!
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06-10-2003, 12:38 AM
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Not really too funny. [^]
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06-10-2003, 01:56 AM
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good one!
there's one very similar (yet different) to this in last months' Maxim.
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06-10-2003, 02:00 AM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by kloh
good one!
there's one very similar (yet different) to this in last months' Maxim.
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I read that too.
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06-10-2003, 02:23 AM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by lead_foot
I read that too.
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Is there anything we don't do alike?!?
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06-10-2003, 02:24 AM
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Well, there's the baseball thing.
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06-10-2003, 02:25 AM
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ah, yes. there's 1.
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06-10-2003, 07:01 PM
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Ok you two are starting to scare me!!!!! [
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06-10-2003, 10:19 PM
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">
Originally posted by Chaz
Ok you two are starting to scare me!!!!! [
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You think YOU'RE a little freaked?!? It's not every day you come across your evil twin... and I do mean EVIL!
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06-10-2003, 11:16 PM
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06-11-2003, 11:05 AM
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QUADRUPLETS!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! [bigmouth][bigmouth][bigmouth]
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06-11-2003, 11:17 AM
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Gardiner is a MAD scientist. Cloning ugly smilies to take over the world!
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06-11-2003, 07:06 PM
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Soon you will look like me men, stare into their eyes and be them.
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06-12-2003, 10:07 AM
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Yes master.
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