Golf joke
A man takes a week off and decides to play a round of golf everyday.
First thing Monday he sets off on his first round and soon catches up
to the person in front. He sees that this is a woman and as he gets
closer to her on the Par 3, he sees that she is a stunner.
He's interested and suggests that they play the rest of the round
together. She agrees and a very close match ensues. She turns out also
to be a very talented golfer and she wins their little match on the
last hole.
He congratulates her in the car park then offers to give her a lift
when he sees she doesn't have a car. All in all it's been a highly
enjoyable morning.
On the way to her place, she thanks him for the morning's company and
competition and says she hasn't enjoyed herself so much on the course
for a long time. "In fact," she says, "I'd like you to pull over so I
can show you how much I appreciated everything." He pulls over, they
kiss and she ends up giving him head.
The next morning he spies her at the first tee and suggests they play
together again. He's actually quite competitive and slightly peeved
that she beat him the previous day. Again they have a magnificent day,
enjoying each other's company and playing a tight round of golf.
Again she pips him at the last and again he drives her home and once
again she goes down on him in appreciation.
This goes on all week, with her beating him narrowly every day.
This is a sore point for his male ego but nevertheless in the car home
on Friday he tells her that he has such a fine week that he has a
surprise planned. Dinner for two at a candle-lit restaurant followed by
a night of passion in the penthouse apartment of a city hotel.
Surprisingly, she burst into tears and says she can't agree to this.
He can't work out what the fuss is about but eventually she admits the
truth.
You see," she says, "I'm a transvestite." He is aghast. He swerves
violently off the road, pulls the car to a screeching halt and curses
madly, overcome with emotion. " I'm sorry" she repeats.
"You bastich," he screams (rather red in the face), "You cheating
f**king bastich, you've been playing off the ladies tees all f**king
week!!"
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