Ok so I figured that there are definately two members to this club. We are now taking applications. To enter you must have gone out with at least one Wacko or Beotch to qualify AND she must have really screwed things up for you, so that is going to be a lot of people that can lay claim to that.
So what I have thought up here is a post to kind of help each other out and so we will not fall into the depths of hell and hopefully avoid spending wasted time with these types of people. It is all about finding that one.
Anyway here we can also post tips for what works what does not, where to look and where not to bother.
Internet Dating
Ok at first this looks great. Busy person not much time to look around, some pretty good looking profiles, sometimes free with a little creativity, hmmm what the heck.
So internet dating is not as quick as one would imagine. Well let me rephrase that internet dating is quick if you consider how quickly one gets shot down. Ok my first goal was to aim high, look for the super models and work down from there. Ok, so there wasn't as many supermodels as I hoped for and some of the really good ones happen to be located over seas. If you do happen to find one locally you might want to re consider. This is definately a sure sign of a wako or a mental health facility escapee. Come on, if she was really that good looking then she wouldn't need the internet only to attract low life like ourselves. Also watch for the ones that try to suck you in with a picture of when they were like 18 and now they are 35. A sure sign that the years have not been nice to them. Everyone knows that internet dating is like 95% your picture and what you look like. I'm starting to feel like if my looks are not like some sort of male god then I just cut my chances in half. For grins, one day I'm putting a picture of some sort of male hunk up and see how many hits I get and don't return the e-mails. You Beotches! Ok so hot ones will be out. Focus a little lower. Ok, for some reasons unknow to the male species, you can be say a 8 on the hot scale and like pick like the ugliest one you see and you will stiull get shot down because YOUR not good enough. Yeah right, like these must be the same type of people that THINK they can sing on on American Idol. Anyway, after a long search and several blind dates with people that wouldn't show you a picture of themselves your left empty handed or if you do get lucky she turns out to be a wacko which is why she is there to begin with. But if you really want to try this out, to get free service, you are going to have to pose as a girl since a lot of the dating sites give girls free access. Only problem with that is you get hit on by every gay female and most of the other couple wanting to have a threesome with your ass. So after a couple hundred dollars for the tharapy you will require, you back to square one.
The Co-Worker setup
Ok this sounds fun. You're thinking a nice date through someone you know, how can this be bad. Besides your co-worker is like this goddess, and if she wasn't married she would be having guys lined up out the door for her. Yeah, right, beware of this. Most of these girls that have these so called friends, are well, a little worse of than you are. Some might have an eye patch or a peg leg, but for the most part I get the ones that hit every branch while falling out of the ugly tree. Even ugly girls need loving too, but come on now....The other scenario is that for some reason the co-worker for got to tell her friend what you look like and then this turns akward when here friend does not like you and you end up hating your co worker. Yeah avoid that.
The Bar Scene
Ok I only got this one to work like twice for me and after the first time you think I would have learned better to try it the second time. Unless your passion is for some knock out who likes to over drink, more than your towns drunk, smokes way too much or does some sort of illegal drugs then this is the perfect haven for you. For the most part they are in there for a reason, getting drunk trying to forget they have no boyfriend. For the most part I have always found this to be a big time waster, as well as pouring about $200 worth of drinks down some chicks throat to only find out she goes home with someone else, or better yet getting something from here you necessarily don't want to take home. If you are in the wrong part of the neighbor hood and happen into the wrong bar you might find that the hot chich has more up the skirt than you want to bargin for. Ok so bars are not that good. Loaded with wackos and trouble.
Church
I'm not going there. Literally, haven't set foot in one in several years and I might burn as I cross the thresh hold simply because the man upstairs nows the real reason of my visit.
Match Makers
Ok I have not tried this one but it seems tempting. The only thig I wonder is, will $1500-$6000 really get me a date with the one. It kind of goes against the grain, if I have to pay for it then I can get probably a life time of it with no commitment in your local redlight district. I'm still out on this one.
Other things to try:
Activity groups, most have a yearly fee something like a grand, and some you still need to pay for your activity. Best bet is to ask for their web site and see if there is any way to preview what their clients look like. I would really hate to pay that type of money only to find out they have members that look like your mom, or like two good looking girls and like twenty guys.
Staying home by yourself. So far this is still looking like the best option. Most people will tell you that when you are not looking for it the girl of your dreams will just happen. Well that is true if you have internet connection and access to a porn site.
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I have dated a decent amount of psychos. After a while I began to notice that like 90% of the women I know fit the description of psycho. So unless we're in the top 10% of males, we're probably bound to end up with a psychopath(I bet you only like 3% of those 10% are actually decent looking too).
I don't really have much to contribute, because I haven't made hardly any effort to meet women lately. I just do my thing, and try to have fun with my friends and in my own life's concerns.
We go to clubs and bars a lot on the weekends(Friends and I), but you really don't find many quality women there. It's just something we do for fun and to get out and away from the normality of everyday life.
Joining a club or getting involved with local activity groups sounds like they might be good ways to meet women, but then again.......who has time to join clubs and stuff when you work full time, exercise, and have your own hobbies already.
Maybe take some classes at a local college? Could probably meet some women there, and improve yourself as a person at the same time.
Nice summary AZ! I have stories relating to most of those scenarios you described....good laugh for me. Currently, I'm dating a girl from my office...not so advisable, although we're still dating 6 months later...go figure. I'm told Yoga class is a good place and I always find the grocery store to be full of good looking women.
I actually dated two girls I met in bars....never though that it was possible to start a meaningful relationship in such places, but I managed to twice(although, one was a recovering alcoholic....absolutely classic!)
Anyway, having been married once already, I'm in no rush and in fact have actually enjoyed meeting members of the psycho species!
This is great. Funny as it all is I have a bunch of stories to go with the humor. I guess that is what you do to get through life, take it day by day and laugh at everything. Sure it is not funny when you are going through the crap but it is a real laugh when you look back.
I've decide to play it cool for now. I have a lot of goals set that I want to obtain and to be honest, a woman at this time will get in the way of them. I already know from fact. The last time I approached it this way I ended up with a girlfriend (which at the time I thought it was great) only to find out I achieved like half of my goals. I got a lot of cool projects I'm doing around the house. So I'm keeping busy and doing fun things.
On the topic of Psyscho, Partyman is correct. I have found through experience no doubt that woman are complex and have way more issues than men. They worry about the damdest things, like what you said, what you did. They worry over the fact if you don't say anything to them if you take a short five minute drive down the street. If your not talking then there must be something wrong. They are hung up on feelings. Females require a lot of work. Yes work because a guy has to work at making them happy. It is not just a natural thing that happens for men. Women refer to this as being insensitive. Ummm, no it is just work.
Oh I'm not even going to continue on today. I'm tired. Maybe later I'll feel like writing something funny again.
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Oh yeah I forgot, Yoga...I heard this is the new hot spot. A lady here at the office has been trying to get me to go with her and her husband. They offer it two floors up in the building I work in. Supposedly there are some women there and the instructors I heard are nice. I just don't know if I want to try it...
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Ok so I figured that there are definately two members to this club. We are now taking applications. To enter you must have gone out with at least one Wacko or Beotch to qualify AND she must have really screwed things up for you, so that is going to be a lot of people that can lay claim to that.
Haven't gone out with any wackos or beotches but an ex tried to beat up a guy that I was somewhat going out with... can I still join?
I don't understand how it's so easy for people to meet people. The only way I seem to meet people is through setups and i'm not even going to go into those... other than some were nightmares.
offtopic... AZ-G35, do you know anyone that may be interested in renting a house? : D
I guess it's Karma or something like that but, just tonight, this very day, the above-referenced girl friend and I broke up! Jesus H....I know we're both better off for it, but sux none-the-less
My take on women based on my interactions with them is that most of their issues stem from insecurity. Women are incredibly competitve with each other and this drives alot of that insecurity. give me a confident woman who doesnt freak out everytime another good looking woman walks by and I'd be a happy camper.
I guess it's Karma or something like that but, just tonight, this very day, the above-referenced girl friend and I broke up! Jesus H....I know we're both better off for it, but sux none-the-less
My take on women based on my interactions with them is that most of their issues stem from insecurity. Women are incredibly competitve with each other and this drives alot of that insecurity. give me a confident woman who doesnt freak out everytime another good looking woman walks by and I'd be a happy camper.
AMEN (in caps just for you Gzire). they really freak out if the the good looking woman does so much as bat an eyelash, no matter how faithful you have been with them.
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I guess it's Karma or something like that but, just tonight, this very day, the above-referenced girl friend and I broke up! Jesus H....I know we're both better off for it, but sux none-the-less
My take on women based on my interactions with them is that most of their issues stem from insecurity. Women are incredibly competitve with each other and this drives alot of that insecurity. give me a confident woman who doesnt freak out everytime another good looking woman walks by and I'd be a happy camper.
AMEN (in caps just for you Gzire). they really freak out if the the good looking woman does so much as bat an eyelash, no matter how faithful you have been with them.
Ain't that the Gosh Darned truth. If I even look at a female walk by, I get the "what does she look better than me" comment. I mean, I'm with you aren't I?
Haven't gone out with any wackos or beotches but an ex tried to beat up a guy that I was somewhat going out with... can I still join?
Since you are the first female applicant you automatically get to join Plus your ex does sound a little aggro.
Now on to the dating guide-
Internet Dating- Like AZ said, sounds like a good idea for the working, busy person but not so much. The pictures on some bios must be from the glory days of high school because next thing you know you're out on a date with Grandma Either that or you're in for some other unmentioned surprise. Anyone remember that one scene from Duece Bigalo with the prosthetic leg???
The coworker setup- Even really good looking women have a not so desirable looking friend. In fact, I think it's a rule. The rule also states that the good looking one will continue to set you up until she succeeds. After which time you and your date will meet and the situation will proceed to implode resulting in utter disaster. A few weeks later, the super fine one who arranged this disaster will break up with her boyfriend but completely hate you from the prior incident. Lastly you are fired because of violating company policy due to the ugly one now having an affair with your boss and telling him that you hit on her. You get a new job and the cycle repeats.
Matchmaker= gold digger. If you don't look good on paper it doesn't matter. In the offchance you do succeed after paying someone else thousands of dollars to help, get a good lawyer and get ready to pay them thousands to help you also. Don't forget there is usually some type of settlement paid out to the other party so don't forget to include that in the total.
One final piece of advice- NEVER (EVER, EVER, EVER) date a girl you meet in a mental institution (take my word on this one, They're CrAzY).
Be friendly with the beat chick, they always have hotass friends...(hot chicks love being friends with beat chicks so that they feel better about themselves and get all the attention)
Be nice to them and what not, go to places where you won't be seen together, say a movie(anywhere dark is good, not romantic though). But always remind her that you guys are such good friends, that way she won't get any ideas, and if she does, "I don't want to ruin our friendship"
Soon enough, the beat chick is bound to bring some of her hot friends out.
Nows your chance to make your move on the hot ones, and odds are, the beat chick has been tellin the hot one all da good things bout you, making it even easier for you to score with the hot one.
If this works for you, I will accept an impul spoiler as gratitude. Good Luck!!!
Ok so I figured that there are definately two members to this club. We are now taking applications. To enter you must have gone out with at least one Wacko or Beotch to qualify AND she must have really screwed things up for you, so that is going to be a lot of people that can lay claim to that.
Haven't gone out with any wackos or beotches but an ex tried to beat up a guy that I was somewhat going out with... can I still join?
I don't understand how it's so easy for people to meet people. The only way I seem to meet people is through setups and i'm not even going to go into those... other than some were nightmares.
offtopic... AZ-G35, do you know anyone that may be interested in renting a house? : D
Yes Beanie you can join the club. You'll be the first woman.
I don't know how they do either. I'm a pretty shy guy, laid back and reserved. I think my main problem is that I don't have big enough gonads to walk up to a total stranger and make a conversation and get her to go out with me. Although I have done this on the internet, usually setting myself up on total blind dates without even seeing their picture and driving over to a place to meet them. So that part took some balls to set up for your self the total blind date, sight unseen. Most of those never turned out good. I have to admit, a physical attraction must also be there. They don't have to be a godess but you need something. I still had a good time doing it.
I know a guy, fairly average in my opion, maybe be slightly better than average and all he has to do is walk into a place and he is set. He is such a player, and once he gets talking to them he charms the pants off them, literally. No wonder whay he has cheated on his wife like about two dozen times.
Then there is this girl I know, runs through guys like they are water. She is fairly attractive, tall, a little awkward, metal basket, and she really has no problem with guys hitting on her. She usually 99.9% of the time picks hers up in a bar. They usually turn into one night stands for her. If not the first night it will be the second. Most only last maybe a month and then they are gone. Her main problem is that she can not make a decision to save her life, from what to have at lunch to what shoes to wear and is cronic on being late.
Then there is this Asian girl, very attractive, very smart, has a great job. When she can attract them they only stay for a short time and then they are gone. She too has a hard time finding guys.
I have figured out that most people that seem to be busy in there professional life rarely have the time to find someone and juggle everything they are doing. For example, I have a desk job most of the time, there is a lack of females in the engineering field, and most of the people here are transplants so there friend base is not that large, or they are married and their freinds are married. So I work 10 to 12 hours a day. Wish I could do fewer but this is reality. So If I start around 6 or 7 am and work to 5 or 6 pm, go home get there about 6:30/6:45. Have dinner, 7:15. If it is Monday/Wednesday/Friday, I turn around and go to the gym, that is another 1.5 to 2 hours. While at the gym I usually don't bug any one plus going that late there are a small amount of people going plus mostly guys. Get back home. So you see no time. On other days like Tuesday or Thursday, I need to get other things done, shopping and etc. Only good days are Saturday and Sunday left.
Ok about the house, I'm assuming the one here. I don't know anyone off hand but I can start checking around. Actually I do know a girl that is moving out of her house, (her and her boyfriend own one but he bought her out) Email me at inphoenix@cox.net and let me know the details like how much you looking for and rental length.
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Lonely Hearts Dating Guide
Either that or you're in for some other unmentioned surprise. Anyone remember that one scene from Duece Bigalo with the prosthetic leg???
