Do what others who pretty don't have any skills does...
be a cop. It doesn't take a degree, they accept GED's = Good Enuf Degree, and you don't need any special skills. They will train you be an a**hole.
Starting pay is around mid $50's. Plus they give you a gun and a big stick. They also give you a hoopty to drive around all day.
Or get some other gubbament job.