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Originally Posted by Zoomzoomers
Ok so I'm coming back from Barney's, yeah yeah my aunt likes Burberry scarves, this morning and I'm driving through an intersection as I had the right of way. Then, out of nowhere, a comptonized Crysler 300C with all the ghetto options speeds past me perpendicularly inches away from me doing something like 60+ mph. I was literally inches away from conducting plastic surgery on an ugly car.
If we had impacted I'd most likely be dead or high on morphene right about now. Man I had my entire life pass right in front of my eyes. I had visions of alimony checks and child support to an ex I don't even have yet.
I almost pissed myself as all I saw was this big ugly black box things swoosh past me at light speed so close I heard the jumble of bad rap songs drift by...
After my adrenaline stop pumping I was pissed at this Gomer who could have just killed me and a bunch of other people. Talk about close calls...
So I've decided to reward myself with a vacation. I figure I should enjoy life before I get t-boned by some moron.
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Damn Zooms. Yoikes and all. That's a hell of a feeling. Now it's like "Welcome to the continuation of your life already in progress". When I've had similar near-death experiences, I always get this totally surreal feeling that lasts for quite awhile, days or weeks, it's like I just want the world(or at least myself) to stop a second and just take notice of WTF just happened. Did you experience that whole clarity of the truly important priorities and values in your life too? It's like it just lays all the BS to waste. Then later, when it's all over and settled back down, in a totally bizzare way, I'm kinda glad it happened in the first place...wierd! Not that I'd ever want to repeat it or anything, I just like that 'refresher' of clarity and focus that it provides. Bla, bla, bla....I know, you can't really talk about this shit with someone who isn't right there at the moment. So Anyway,....welcome back!
