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Old 04-16-2008, 09:44 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Zoomzoomers View Post
Ok so I'm coming back from Barney's, yeah yeah my aunt likes Burberry scarves, this morning and I'm driving through an intersection as I had the right of way. Then, out of nowhere, a comptonized Crysler 300C with all the ghetto options speeds past me perpendicularly inches away from me doing something like 60+ mph. I was literally inches away from conducting plastic surgery on an ugly car.

If we had impacted I'd most likely be dead or high on morphene right about now. Man I had my entire life pass right in front of my eyes. I had visions of alimony checks and child support to an ex I don't even have yet.

I almost pissed myself as all I saw was this big ugly black box things swoosh past me at light speed so close I heard the jumble of bad rap songs drift by...

After my adrenaline stop pumping I was pissed at this Gomer who could have just killed me and a bunch of other people. Talk about close calls...

So I've decided to reward myself with a vacation. I figure I should enjoy life before I get t-boned by some moron.
Damn Zooms, what a close call! Where was this at? I mean specifically, what intersection? Dumbfuck! There are so many dumbfuck drivers in L.A., it's not even funny. Glad he missed you.

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Originally Posted by Gzire
This is about the 3rd or 4th skateboarder that I've almost run over. So long as it's with the work truck I can care less, but if they mess up my G, I'm going to be pissed.
For you it's skateboarders, for me it's bicyclists. But I feel you, stupid. Just plain stupid.

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Originally Posted by Zero
GZ actually drives his car? I thought he just looked at it....
For realz huh?
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