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Originally Posted by GZire
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I don't understand you, you are reveling at a fact that was quite known. That didn't discourage me from attempting to publicize him as a solid candidate. Much better than the rest of those tools running for the white house. Guess what, I'm still voting for him.
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Originally Posted by Gzire
For an old coot his wife is pretty cute.
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Originally Posted by Phelan
Not bad, but far from the sex goddess I've seen her billed as being.
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You all need to see this clip, it's freakin' hilarious!:
"Is America ready for a F.L.I.L.F.?"
YouTube - F.L.I.L.F.
How the fuck did Dennis Kucinich land this chick is beyond me. I'm sure she's taller than she is and he looks like an elf. The guy should be nominated on this fact alone.
And you gotta read GQ's blog on the candidate's spouses. It's pretty funny.
GQ Blog on men.style.com
an excerpt from Kucinich:
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wife no. 1: Who cares! (See Wife No. 3)
wife no. 2: Who cares! (See Wife No. 3)
wife no. 3: Elizabeth Kucinich (b. 1977)
Married: 2005–present
Kids: None. Why ruin a good thing?
Hotness factor: Yowza.
Defining moment: The first time ever we saw her face.
Second defining moment: The paradigm-shifting, slightly disconcerting revelation that her tongue is pierced.
Third defining moment: The realization all across America that…holy crap, Dennis Kucinich is hittin’ that!
Résumé: Helps save the world. Worked at an orphanage, in the Brit Peace Corps, etc. Think of a fully limbed Heather Mills.
How they met: In a meeting in his office, during which the six-foot Brit took one look at the five-foot-six (maybe), 58-year-old Clevelander and thought, “Now, this is an interesting man.”
Wooing technique (hers): Sent him an e-mail with her “signature quote” at the end: “Knowing love I shall allow all things to come and go, to be as supple as the wind and take everything that comes with great courage. My heart is as open as the sky.”
Wooing technique (his): Took her to Shirley MacLaine’s house on their first date. Searched sky for UFOs.
Style: The creamy skin, the two and a half feet of silken red hair, the great rack… Who the hell cares what she wears?
What he says about her: “When you make a connection on a soul level, age is not important.”
What she says about him: “I changed my life—my whole career—because of your book.” (Oh, wait, never mind. She said that to Shirley MacLaine.)
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