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Originally Posted by Zoomzoomers
This past weekend, I went out with a bunch of friends out to this bar/club. I met this dude who is a friend of one of my best friend. He came with his chic and he seemed pretty cool at first.
Now I'm not the most talkative of individuals. I actually like for people to shut up while I'm drinking most of the time. This guy kept on chatting my ears off and when I'd move or talk to another friend he's follow me and butt in on the blabber. Anyway, not to be rude I attempted to hold a convo with the dude. So I asked him how many months his girl was pregnant.
To make a long story short. She wasn't pregnant. Was what I did all that bad? I mean you dance with a hippo you gotta expect to get your toes stepped on a few times, no? It was an honest mistake.  |
bwahahahahaahahah! LMAO!!!
I know exactly how you feel on both cases. I used to have this one friend who would never shut the fuck up. What's worse, is that he was my friend. Loyal, resourceful, good guy, but god damn, the motherfucker would never shut the fuck up! You'd always have to control the conversation would him because he'd go on a tangent in a heart beat. And if he was drunk and
high, fogggetabout it, there was no controlling him. I would actually tell him to shutup.
And with regards to the pregnancy comment, that happened to me once when I was working at the gun store/gun range. I was rangemaster that day and this couple came in to rent some guns and do some shootin'. The girl was short, chubby, but really big around her belly. Me being the responsible employee that I was told her: "be aware that there is a lot of led inside the range and it could harm your pregnancy."
. . . "but I'm not pregnant." (with a curious but slightly offended look).
[awkward silence with me in chagrin being stared down by the couple]
"well the range is right through those doors, don't forget to put your ear and eye protection on before you enter the double doors."
yup, i know exactly how you feel.