I've got issues with a few.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
Given most of my friends are as much or more into guns than I am, if I'm having to bail them out it might be fiscally impossible for me to bail them out.
6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if it’s friggin’ warm.
What about bitching about them having beer but no rum or vodka?
11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach … and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.
Where do Long Islands and Screwdrivers fall.
12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
What about shooting them in the nuts? I've got a bad, subconscious habit of instead of '2 to the chest, 1 to the head' of doing '2 to the chest, 1 to the crotch'.
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