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Originally Posted by Neftali II

VWvortex Forums: WOW! So the Nissan GT-R will post an even faster 0-60 times than 3.5 secs!!!1....?

2009 Nissan GT-R Posts Top Speed of 253mph

"Evo" Version Expected To Unseat Suzuki Hayabusa As Quarter-Mile Champ

Nissan GT-R To Compete In SWC GT In Stock Form: Heavy R.E.W.A.R.D.S. Weight Expected To Be Necessary To Keep Viper Comp Coupes On The Lead Lap

2008 Ferrari F2008 Revealed To Be Nothing But Convertible GT-R With Passenger Seat Blanked Off and Prancing Horse Emblem Tack-Welded To Bonnet

Chevrolet's Bowling Green Plant To Switch Over To GT-R Production

New Nissan GT-R "More Popular Than Stained Schoolgirl Undies" Among Japanese Men, American Men Who Pretend To Be Japanese

After Being Presented With GT-R, Toretto Agrees Spilner Has Provided Ten-Second Car

GT-R faster than Chuck Norris after a pot of coffee!

Chuck Norris impregnated the CEO of Nissan, this was his offspring.
Bungie Studios has announced that the Warthog in Halo will be replaced with a GT-R. V-Spec version to be new tank.

Chief engineer behind the GT-R revealed- its the ghost of Ayrton Senna.

Roswell Aliens: "We just wanted to check out the new GT-R."

Some say... it was designed after the Stig's face.

Torque from GT-R's wheels literally shrinks the Nurburgring by half a mile, explaining low times

GT-R manages to time travel back to 2004

Fernando Alonso left McLaren for Renault just to be associated with the GTR

Initial testing has indicated that the GT-R conservatively runs 0-60 in negative 2.4 seconds, besting the Starship Enterprise using Nissan's patented W.A.R.P. technology.
Mizuno continues, "We lost 3 test drivers to the space-time continuum. One of them hit 88 mph and turned into a monkey."

The new GT-R is so fast that it traveled forward in time just to best the times set by automobiles not yet created. Turns out that in the future all other vehicles are Pintos because there was no hope to compete.

The new GTR made the Kessel Run in less than 11 parsecs!

GTR is so fast, your fat momma couldn't slow it down

GT-R test drives Top Gear staff. Claims Hammond is too dangerous, May is too boring, and Clarkson is too old and overweight.

The laws of physics don't apply to the GT-R

I bet the GTR is faster than any premature ejaculation

The GT-R is so fast that even the 1.8T lost

What would "Nissan GT-R do?"

The new Nissan GT-R's multi-funcion display was developed by Polyphony Digital, the same developer behind the popular Gran Turismo video game series. As a result, the Nissan GT-Rs release has been delayed indefinetely.

New GT-R faster than internet's wittiest minds. Lack of "FAIL", "You're doing it wrong", "I can has _____ ", "In Soviet Russia . . . ", "VTEC just kicked in yo" jokes leads to halting of traffic on automotive message boards worldwide. Productivity, GNP, international commerce skyrocket. AIDS, cancer cured, world hunger solved.
John Hennesey rumored to be developing catback exhaust.

The new Nissan GT-R has the soul of a 1.8T, the fuel efficiency of a TDI, and the speed of a Veyron. Oh, and the dashstrokability of a piece of hard plastic.

Churck Norris drives the new Nissan GT-R

As a result of development work by Polyphony Digital, the new GT-R simply bounces harmlessly off walls and other cars in the event of collision.

New GT-R only vehicle to remain in one piece after extended stay in Hennessey garage

The Nissan GT-R... the NEW Chuck Norris

New GT-R parts out Hennessey; kidney exchanged for black market unit.

The GT-R doesn't run on gas, but on the tears of children.
Only GT-R can prevent forest fires.

The GT-R's exhaust note is the solo from Stairway to Heaven.

Ford Truck's new slogan: Built GT-R tough.

Chevy Truck's new slogan: Like a GT-R.

Audi's new slogan: Never follow, unless its a GT-R.

The Nissan GT-R is the 12th cylon model.

If Lewis Hamilton had been driving a GT-R in China he would have become eight time world champion.

The GT-R is the first car to win LeMans, the F1 WDC and WCC, the WRC championship, and the Nextel cup in one season.

Do the turbos on the GT-R create a wormhole in spacetime?

Seven Wonders of the World replaced by GT-R. It now occupies spots 1 - 10.

The GT-R simultaneously exists in all places at once, therefore rendering speed tests of any kind irrelevant.

NASA REJOICES OVER GT-R, WILL BE USED TO TAKE NEXT CREW INTO SPACE

Nissan GT-R engineer J. Christ to create blog related to his work with the physics-bending car. First entry to be titled "My dad didn't help me. Honest."

Just in, The new GTR is so fast they are looking for super aliens to pilot them in the spec GTR series

Turns out Einstein was wrong...E=GT-R

chuck norris retired, the GTR kicked his ass

Nissan GT-R_more twist than Katrina

Examination of Laguna Seca Photos Shows Tow Cable Between GT-R And Pursuing 997 Turbo: "My Fastest Lap Ever" Says Porsche Driver

GT-R Wheel Horsepower Released, Requires All Sixty-Four Bits Of PS3 Processor To Calculate

Zapruder Film Shows GT-R Parked Behind Grassy Knoll

Toyota Kills LF-A Project - "What's The ****in' Point" Says Some Japanese Toyota Guy Named Mishimoto Or Some **** Like That

7:38 Time Actually Run On Snow Tires, Includes Coffee Break At Adenauer-Forst

GT-R To Appear In New Film Where It Both Sceams And Saves Whales - Special Effects Not Required

Census Bureau Predicts 14,580 Wigga Kids To Be Named "Skyline", "GT-R", Combination Of Both; GT-R Expected To Be Actual Father In Most Cases

With Added Power, Aftermarket GT-R Badges Now Burning Through Trunklid of Cavaliers, Causing Deadly Fires

And the #1 reason....drumroll....




Noted commentator, BIADA claims that the GT-R is actually even faster than his 'Teg.





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