i remember when i was younger, i would never be able to say anything to some of the girls i dated.

Jesus Christ! blah blah blah blah blah... i was reduced to witty observations such as:
hmmm...
ohhhh...
i see...
yeah...
no way!...
get outta here!...
that bitch is crazy...
i hated girls like that. such a turn off. hey gamma, i dont think your friend is a closet drag. i for one, can talk and talk and talk... if need so. if not, then most of the time i could be mistaken for a "shy" guy. maybe your friend thinks you're boring and he needs to be the life of the party
