Eggfoo Young does not get out much !! and apparently does not comprehend the concept of a wingman.
wingman = the guy that takes the ugly chick home
from the urban dictionary:
wingman :
1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker
2. A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. If you say you are from Italy and are just visiting for the weekend your Wingman is forced to back up that story and any other lies you tell the hot chick.