This thread reminds me of a story:
I go to Tijuana, MX a lot for business and for family. I got a friend (who's a lawyer) who goes a lot too. Well my friend lives in San Diego and commutes back and forth all the time for he has property in both cities (born and raised here, but shit, it's a lot cheaper to live 10 minutes across the border) and he's also a pot smoker, maybe more than I am. Anyways, one time we were on the subject of hiding it and the subject of stuffing it up your ass came up. The car goes quiet for a second and I hear, "ohhh, well I've done that once."
To which his wife and myself replied, "are you fucking crazy?"
He explained that he was coming across the border to San Diego and he had a little bit with him. By the way, DON'T EVER EVER EVER EVER transport drugs across the border. Don't ever mess with the feds. Anyways, he was coming back across the border and he had just a small nugget with him. He wanted to take it but he didn't know where to put it. He saw a little glass vial and he put the nugget in the glass vial and shoved it up his ass for his 20 minute commute across the border.
Towards the end of the story, I couldn't help but LMAO!!!!!!!! I was rolling in the back seat laughing so hard. And then I laughed even further at his wife's first expression, "You dumbass!!! You could of hurt yourself with that glass vial. What would of happened if it broke!"
