This 22 year old kid who got my phone number from an old relationship I had with his mother...I cannot explain to him why it is inappropriate for us to pursue a romantic relationship. Yea, normally I would be reveling in the backass attention...so you my friends will be sure to not let me live it down but gosh I am really seriously not in the mood. This is punishment for making my bf laugh when I told him it was coincidence we met on personals as I was only there to find a 3some for me and ggirl. This is punishment for joking (sort of) with him that I wanted to meet and possibly have a go with his very early 20s blond babysitter named Barbie if he thought it wouldn't ruin the babysitting gig for him.
I don't want to end up on the cover of sexual predator magazine...
