Well, this yahoo personals thing was a very bad idea. Yesterday was day one and about 50 emails sent, I don't know if that is typical or if they liked my picture or something. Tonight I was at the drunkest wedding I have ever photographed, men were all over me, they were so trashed and wasted and typically they know I am there to work but this time there was no control. I get home a few minutes ago, check my inbox and now 50 more frickin emails mostly new guys since I might have been too honest with many in the first batch that weren't drop dead gorgeous, how fucked up is that? Deep down though, I am a nice person and I must respond to every one of them individually even if I know a person is in no way my type.
I am never going to get to sleep if I deal with these last two hard ones I might like if I gave it time, this late tonight. Couldn't someone have told me about the volume of yahoo personals? These are all guys from the suberbs of Powell and Delaware right where I live which is a small area in my opinion. I hate to think what happens when the rest of the city finds out there is someone new for them to ask out to dinner. I really thought there would be like a couple of responses and turns out now I find out you aren't supposed to look for threesomes only boyfriends on this service.
Why, oh, why couldn't I have just been driving down the road and seen some other coupe driving guy and had him hunt me down on car chat forum?
So P, are you going to check this John guy out or what? I might need you to call me next week also for a chat at work about a little something on my mind. How about Wednesday?