[ironrice]

Well, last night I went to my regular bar with some friends and I was getting tipsy so I could forget about my bumper getting F'ed up. Well at the end of the night we were about to leave and I was waiting on my tab and my friend comes and pushing up on me. Well there was this redneck bitch next to me and just pushes me. I didn't realize that because my friend was pushing up on me I was pushing up on this redneck bitch next to me. She was like ' Don't fuckin touch me', I'm was like, 'my fault, my friend was pushing me' then she's like, 'I don't care don't push me.' Then I was like, 'my fault but I didn't do it on purpose.' Then I was like 'whatever' then she was like 'whatever' then she was like 'fuck you' and I was like 'fuck you right back' then basically she said 'fuck you CHINK'. I knew it was coming, but I was like 'fuck you you ignorant piece of shit, go back to your fuckin trailer park you fuckin white trash' then her boyfriend or someone comes and grabs me and says 'leave her alone' then I was like 'fuck that she called me a chink' then he's like 'I don't care.' So now I'm face to face with this fuck face ready to throw it down. Then the owner comes up and breaks it up. Man I LOVE MISSISSPPIII!