A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple inside a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady sitting in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine.
The officer knocks on the driver's window and asks what's going on.
"Listening to music," the guy says.
Pointing towards the young lady in the backseat, the officer asks, " And what's she doing?"
"Reading a magazine, of course."
"How old are you?" Asks the officer.
"I'm 28."
"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well, in 11 minutes she'll be 18."
2003.5 G35 A5 Sedan | 2003 Z06 Corvette | 2003 S10 Extended cab | 1991 Honda CRXsi
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