A husband and wife are getting ready for bed..........his wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. You know love she says I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, my biznoobies are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
She turns to her husband and says..... Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice .........
well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight
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