<font size="3"><font face="Tahoma">An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my righthand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up
Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then
an
armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yeap. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't
get the jar open!"</font id="Tahoma"></font id="size3">
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