Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion
tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no
lion taming."
"Yes I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring
and biting, what you gonna do?"
"I'll take that big chair they all carry, and I'll stick it in his face
until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them
big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"
"I'll take that whip they all carry, and I'll whip him and whip him until he
backs down."
"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in
two? What you gonna do then?"
"I'll take that gun they all carry, and shoot him."
"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"
"I'll pick up some of the poopie that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw
it in his eyes, and I run out of the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no poopie in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna
do then?"
"You ain't thinkin' none to clear - cause if that lion comes at me, and he
throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun
don't work, there's going to be some poopie on the bottom of that cage. You
can bet on that!"
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