On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and
next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice
bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The
cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The
cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way,
that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring
the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year
tell Santa to put the d*ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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