im a little ashamed of this, but ill comment anyway! i went to a lcub in south beach-wopnt say which one-and i t in fine, the club was amazing and i was having a blast. then i decide to stand nexxt to the bar to check some girls out, the bartender comes up to me and says "what do u want?" i really didnt want anything but i wa slike "what the hell, give me a vodka." shethen says "straight up?" and i said,"no with some OJ." she then askes me for some ID, im super confident since ive been there before and i show it to her, it was in my wallet in the little plastic pouch so that the holograms wouldnt be so noticible....she looked at it for like 10 min, and then handed it back, i thought i was in the clear and then shes like "take it out" i did anyway, still very confident or atleast pretending to be....she looks at it and then walks away with it, i can see like 4 bouncer looking at my Id, all of them wondering if its fake or not. the lady keeps ignoring me and after a while a bouncer comes up to me and says "follow me." me and my friend go with him-they asked for hs id after they took mine- and we go outside. WHos at the door waiting???!?!?!?!? THE COPS, 3 of them to be exact, i froze and then walked towardd them. they looked at my buddies id, and then they gave it back to him since it was real, they kept comparing my id with his, so that kinda sucked, then they took me to the side and the guy sais "tell me the thruth or ur going to jail, is this id your?" i told him it was and then he asked again. then he said "is it fake?" and i sstayed quite and then he said "jake, get the cops" so i was like "okokokok its fake" the he said "get the fuck out" and then walked away...i tried to ask him what would happend but he ignored me and then me and my friend just walked away.............he knew it was fake, no point in agruing, also the cops must have been like 3 feet away from us, so i just walked to my car as fast and as cool as i could. LESSON: get a better ID!!!!!
WOW! i dont think ive ever typed this much in my life!!!!!
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